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Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Dogizaka Kouji, the host of "Banana Man". Nice to meet you!
And I'm Dogizaka-chan!
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We're really sorry.
Now, Ms. Himura, please announce today's project.
"KAMIHAN" NOBITAKA RESPONSIBILITY COMPETITION!
Tonight, we will review the members' responses to this KAMIHAN season.
What should they have done at that time?
Mr. Nobitaka will propose a solution and let us use it for our future work and various activities.
So, Ms. Himura, did you have anything for "KAMIHAN"?
That's right.
Because I got fat.
Ms. Himura, when you're walking, you're only eating broccoli, but you're gaining weight.
That's right.
Why?
Because you're eating a lot of things other than broccoli.
That's dangerous.
You don't want to bring up "KAMIHAN" season, do you?
That's right.
It's good. It's good.
It's positive.
You said the same thing at the same time.
It's positive.
Tonight, Ms. Umei will be reviewing "KAMIHAN" season for the first time.
Not only "KAMIHAN" season, but every time when we shoot,
Ms. Himura announces it for the first time, right?
I think it would be better for her to say how she gets excited after that.
Yes, you should say it.
Right?
Ms. Himura says "yo", right?
I think I should play that role.
Yes, you should say it.
Otherwise you won't get paid for it.
For example, what do you do for "KYO-NO-YATSU"?
Oh, "KYO-NO-YATSU", right?
Ms. Himura, please!
"KAMIHAN" season, Nobita will be reviewing "KAMIHAN" season for the first time!
I get it.
You say "yo", right?
I think it's better for you to say it.
I think it was dark today, too.
I know it now, but it's hard for girls who are in idol groups to say "yo" in public.
We say "waa" in public, but we say "fuu" or "yei" in public like girls do.
Right, "yo" is different.
"Yei" and "fuu" characters are different.
"Fuu" and "niko niko" characters are different.
Let's do it.
Kahimura san, please announce today's project.
Let's do it.
"KAMIYANKI" NOGIRA REFLECTION TARGET
This is what I want.
I thought you wouldn't say anything at all.
I felt good now.
This is it.
Can you take it with you?
No.
It's easier to understand if you say it out loud.
Oh, I'm overdoing it now.
It's better to say it out loud.
Show me how much you usually say.
Yes, I understand.
Let's go.
Himura-san, please prepare for today.
Let's go! "KAMIYANKI" NOGIRA REFLECTION TARGET!
I'm sorry!
That's good.
That's amazing.
You're the type of person who speaks clearly.
That was really good.
I'm sorry!
That's right.
That's amazing.
So, according to today's plan,
each of you will speak out as much as you can and actively liven up the atmosphere.
"KAMIYANKI" NOGIRA REFLECTION TARGET!
The next person who is reflecting is Higuchi of "IKKI".
Higuchi, do you have a reflection of Higuchi?
Well, first of all, I'd like you to watch the VTR.
Is it "Fua-chan"?
No, it's not.
Reflect on it.
No, it's not. I'll do it. Yes, please.
In the last "HIT WISH", Higuchi was asked for his impressions after watching the VTR.
How about Higuchi?
Well, I've been hiding for ten years and I've never made a "HIT WISH" even once.
I haven't done it yet.
I see.
But every time, every time, I've been moved by "HIT WISH" of "NOGIZAKA".
Then you have something you want to do, don't you?
If my juniors do it for me, I'll be very moved.
Can you do "GIFU" on a daily basis?
It's easy.
Then you can do "GIFU" right away.
There is also "ABIKAWAMOCHI".
I see.
Well, next time...
If you don't do "GIFU" or you don't want to do "ABIKAWAMOCHI", you can gather people like that and do "GIFU".
That's all.
It was a scene that made me feel a little weird.
What is this? Do you have any regrets?
I really wanted to do "ABIKAWAMOCHI", but I calculated it and said, "No, I don't like it."
I thought I would be taken away like a program.
Oh, I see.
I did "ABIKAWAMOCHI".
Then only people who wanted to relax became like me.
I thought it would be better to say "I can do this without any basic energy" after making a mistake.
Oh, it's difficult. I see. I got it.
After that, I thought it would be more interesting for people who say "no, no" than for people who say "I'll do it, I'll do it".
It's not a strict rule, but I thought it would be better not to say "I'll do it" than to say "I'll do it" reading the atmosphere.
But I really want to do it.
That's what appeared in that dot dot dot.
Oh, you're reflecting on it.
For a moment, there was also a gap.
There was.
Oh, I'll leave it to you.
Over there!
There was something like that, wasn't there?
After all, when I looked at it in general, I thought it would be better not to be taken away.
If I had wished for it, I wouldn't have been taken away.
Oh, you weren't taken away over there.
I wish I had wished for it, but...
I don't know where to stand and where to go.
I know. You can't do skydiving just because you said you'd do it, right?
At the time, we said that we could do it because of Bungie's gift, but...
Even if we were told, "Okay, we'll do it," we'd pull back a little.
We wanted to see you laughing.
That's right.
Yeah, we were pulling back a little when we were talking about it.
You have to not be scared at all.
But I think it's important to have that air in you.
But even in that subtle air, it wasn't broadcasted.
Well, that's pretty expensive.
So, in order for you to digest it here, you might want to do something tough.
You're making such a face. It looks like you don't want to do skydiving.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little reluctant.
Oh, that's good. Then you're reluctant.
Kei.
Yes.
Oh, you're here. What is it? Do you want to do it?
No, no.
It's not what you think, but...
Why are you raising your hand?
Skydiving? Skydiving was really painful and really tough.
I was wondering if you'd recommend me to do skydiving tomorrow.
Skydiving?
I just remembered it.
You can do skydiving and anything. You can do skydiving anytime.
That's right.
You can do something and skydive.
You can fall and skydive.
You can go out and skydive.
You can do anything and skydive.
Instead of doing that for nothing, I feel like I can do better if I have a wish for a hit.
But when it comes to wishes for a hit, it's a whole story, so I want you to do it.
That's right. I want you to do it.
I want you to make miso soup, too.
But it's because I didn't make a wish for a hit.
No, no, no.
It's okay now.
Then you don't have to do it.
I want you to do it.
If you say that, you'll have the same development as in the previous V-log.
That's right.
With various timings, "Hard-to-Get-A-Hit" thinks of a plan based on people who haven't done it before.
Here again, there is something that Umezawa wants to reflect on in private.
There was a time when Asuka stayed at my house because of my selfishness.
Because of my selfishness?
I was lonely, so I went home.
"Eh, are you going home already?" I said something like that.
"I know, I know." There was a time when you said something like that.
At that time, I had to stay in a hurry.
I didn't have a mattress for visitors.
You made me sleep on the sofa, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
And I was in bed.
Yes.
I felt sorry for that.
Yes, yes, yes.
I wonder what I should have done.
Asuka, what did you think at that time?
Ah, but you asked me once.
Would you like to sleep on the bed?
I had a blanket on.
"Would you like to sleep on the bed?" you asked me.
It was different for me to say "Ah, let's sleep on the bed" just because you asked me once.
Ah, you should have asked me twice.
Besides, I don't sleep on anyone's bed.
I'm not the type of person who can sleep on anyone's bed.
Some people don't like sleeping on someone's bed.
That's right.
Sleeping on someone's bed is like...
So, I thought my body would be stiff.
That's right.
Did you get stiff?
Yes.
You were told to stay over, right?
That's right.
Have you ever come over to stay over?
Me, Mayu-chan and Tamura-Mayu-chan decided it.
How did you sleep at that time?
I slept on the same bed as you.
Ah, I see.
So, you can sleep on the same bed, right?
Yes.
Then, who came over?
Den-chan came over, but she kept playing games without sleeping.
Ah, because of Super Mario?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Then, I slept on the floor.
Eh, then what? In the end, you were playing games alone.
Well, it's one of the strategies to bring it that far, isn't it?
But if you're living alone and you're sure you have a sing for customers, you don't have one.
I had a sleeping bag.
When my family came, my dad said, "There's probably no place to sleep," and bought me a sleeping bag.
What's with you? It's not funny at all.
No, it's like, my dad threw my hair away.
For when you stay over?
Yeah, he just left it like that.
But at that time, if you were to sleep together in bed, what would you do?
No, that's a little tough.
Ah, it's tough.
I don't go to sleepover or call anyone over.
It's been about ten years since I've stayed over.
Eh, were you able to sleep properly at the time?
I was able to sleep, but when I took a bath, I was wondering if I should talk a little more.
It's pretty easy to say you should sleep.
No, no, it's kind of annoying!
It's like, you say you're lonely and you say you're lonely...
When you say you're lonely and you say you're lonely, you go straight to your bedroom and sleep.
Yeah, I don't know why, I don't know why.
I also took a bath for a long time, so I said "I'm sorry," and "Come in," and when Ume came out, he was like, "Then, I'll sleep," and left.
I was like, "Huh?"
Is there a reason for that?
It was pretty early in the morning.
Ah, it's been a while.
We talked a lot, so I thought he was tired.
When I went to the living room, he was stretching.
No, no, it's not like that.
Before I took a bath, Ume looked like he was really sleepy.
I thought, "If the owner of the house looks like that, it's no good."
So I thought I'd change the air once before I took a bath.
So, for the future of Ume-san, we'll have him prepare a traffic light for visitors.
If you want to change it, you have to inflate it with air, right?
Ah, yes, we do.
Is this a good solution?
It's special, so we'd like you to make it special.
But, you know, you can just buy it from Asuka- chan, right?
You can just bring it to Asuka-chan.
Next, we would like to reflect on Kaki of the fourth generation.
When I appeared in a foreign variety show...
It wasn't "kai".
No, it wasn't "nogizaka koujutsu".
And at that time, I was told "try to be like an opera singer".
Like an opera singer?
Like an opera singer, but it was my first time acting like that.
But I thought I had to do it, so I did it, but it became a terrible atmosphere.
Was there anyone else like that?
Yes, there was.
Well, Horiuchi-ken...
Ah, Neptune-san.
Yes, looked like an opera singer to Imao-san of "Football Hour".
So I asked him to comment like an opera singer.
And with that flow, I thought "Kaki-chan can do it too, right?"
So it became a mess, right?
It became a mess, right?
Ah, I see.
It's like Horiuchi-san, right?
I was doing my best, but...
Was it broadcasted?
It was...
I don't know why it was broadcasted.
Yes, while slipping...
While slipping...
"Ah, oh..." and "Then, let's go!" like that.
I see.
Can you actually reenact it?
What you did just now.
Yes, I want to see it.
Yes.
Then, do it with an opera-like enthusiasm.
It's okay!
The atmosphere is like this.
Besides, the entertainers you saw were also different, so there was self-esteem and it was like a scene.
I see, it's not like that.
Well, one thing to say is that you can ignore Mr. Horiken.
I think so too. I think it's there.
Mr. Horiken is really messed up.
But, it's best to do it there.
I'll do it.
You're being called.
I'll do it.
Akimoto and Kitagawa were together.
Yes.
Did you give him a solo?
Well, it was a great atmosphere, so I wanted to do something about it, but...
You couldn't do anything about it, but...
I know what you mean.
I'm sorry about that, too.
He's my junior, so I had to help him.
So, after that, you should have made it so that it didn't slip.
Is there such a technique?
Well, Mr. Himura, could you tell us about it in opera?
Isn't it really interesting?
I don't say it's boring.
Wow.
I say it a lot next to you, Mr. Himura.
I look like I'm slipping a lot, don't I?
But I get this hand a couple of times a year.
Or maybe you should have done something beyond our expectations.
Like shouting out loud.
Shouting out loud? Everyone would be surprised.
Could you show us your enthusiasm in opera?
I'll do my best!
Kitagawa did it a little.
But you didn't shout out loud beyond our expectations.
This is scary.
If you do it often, it's scary.
You're great.
You're really great.
What did you do it with?
Neptune.
Neptune?
Neptune.
When you're about to cry.
I'm scared.
You really should be careful with this.
You should be careful with Moriken. She always does crazy things.
Not only idols, but all amateurs do it.
But if you're used to it, you can ignore it.
Wait a minute. Don't cry when you remember it.
It's a terrible trauma. When I saw Fujiuchi-ken's face, I was scared.
I see. So you're glad we were there while you were working.
It's amazing. I'm glad you were there next to me.
Was that before or after?
Before.
Oh, it was before. That's why you went to Netflix.
That's why Ken-safu thought she was funny before she started working.
That's right. He thought she was funny before she started working.
She was funny back then.
Was Akimoto really funny?
He should have said, "She's really funny."
Yes, he should have said that.
There are times when you go alone, but there are also times when you go with two or three people.
While you're crying, can you show us your enthusiasm for the opera?
Akimoto and Kitagawa will go solo.
We have to get rid of this trauma.
Please show us your enthusiasm for the opera.
Yes!
I'm okay!
It's so funny!
Are you okay?
I feel like I'm in a army of hell.
It wasn't good.
What's wrong with it?
I don't know either.
It wasn't bad.
Parco-san laughed at you.
Can I laugh at you?
Can you do it like Parco-san?
Kaki, I'm sorry, but can you do it again?
I'm sorry, Kaki-chan! I'm really sorry!
I'll do it for the future of Kaki.
That's right. It's for you in the future.
Yes.
Your enthusiasm for the opera...
It's getting funny.
Why didn't you say "opera"?
Why? Why, Ken-san?
What are you doing, Ken-san?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Please show us your enthusiasm for the opera!
I'm okay!
But...
That's how it is.
But it's better than before.
It's better than before.
But doing it is great.
But don't run away!
Then everyone will follow you with all their might.
Yes.
Also, if you're called again,
don't do what Ken-san told you to do.
That's what they're telling you.
That's right. That might be good.
From Shitara-san...
Can I not do it?
I'll hurry up and do it.
Please!
With that said,
let's pay attention to what Horikun-san does in the future
and follow each other as a member.
Endo, how many points would you give yourself?
Shitara's question, once again...
Next, Endo is reflecting on what happened on the show.
I watched a video of a dog and said a comment.
It's like a variety course.
That's right.
I cried my eyes out.
You cried, didn't you?
That's right. So what should I do if I cry like that?
Wait a minute!
It can't be helped if you cry.
Then what should you do?
So first of all, let's take a look at the comments after the video of the dog and baby that Endo cried.
Endo, how was it?
I also like watching animal videos on a daily basis, but I feel happy because I think there is such a peaceful image.
Are you still watching videos?
Yes.
Aren't there many peaceful videos?
No, it's not like that.
I don't really like eating ice cream together.
Is that okay?
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Endo, how many points do you think this video has?
Yes, thank you very much.
That was a funny video non-stop.
But you don't have to push me so hard.
It's okay if you say what you think.
It's okay, it's okay.
Why?
You're cute.
What?
I can't say it.
Are you okay?
It's okay.
You don't have to push me so hard.
It's okay if you say what you think.
Oh, I see.
Is it my fault?
No, it's not.
It said you pushed me hard.
But crying means you're emotional.
So it's better than nothing.
But you don't cry anymore.
You made up your mind, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I decided not to cry since "Bungee Jumping".
Did you feel like you were going to cry?
Yes, I did.
Even when you weren't on a show?
Yes.
You decided not to cry even when you weren't on a show?
Because I feel sorry for myself.
I feel like I don't want to cry so much.
I know you do.
Normal girls in their 20s don't cry like you do.
You're right.
But Oozora cried a lot at first.
She stopped crying.
In her early days, she didn't know if she would be okay in the future.
When you see her, you feel like you're going to cry.
But over time, I'm less nervous and I'm able to talk.
I see.
I think it's good if you can show that you're trying hard even if you can't talk.
Something interesting happened earlier.
Something like "You laughed", right?
It can be light.
Something interesting happened earlier.
Oh my god, I'm going to cry.
You're in trouble when something like this happens, right?
When something like this happens...
When something like this happens, right?
There's nothing interesting about it.
It's surprising that such a difficult question comes out of nowhere.
But not everyone expects it that much.
So if you think it's interesting, you can say it.
It's not important at all if something like this happens.
Akimoto was crying, too.
She was crying.
The electricity hurt her.
I'm really sorry about that.
After that, she said, "I'm sorry. I cried over there."
Crying over there...
The reason for crying is different.
It's a common path for everyone.
How many points did you give yourself so far?
About 50 points.
That's right. Saying "points" is growth.
But it's more interesting to say something lower.
Or 100 points?
I think 100 points is better.
It's more interesting to say something lower or 100 points.
She said "100 points" while crying.
That's right.
How many points do you think you've given yourself so far?
100 points.
So, in order for Endo to get a perfect score,
she's going to make him cry as many times as possible.
So, Endo's summer opera is finally complete?
Who will be the winner of the semi-final and the semi- final of Nogizaka?
It's Endo!
Well, Kaki was good, but everyone was good.
It's amazing, isn't it? Endo said something and pretended to be grand, didn't he?
He decided not to cry and said he would cry.
No, it was good there today.
How do you award yourself?
How many points?
100 points.
Isn't it good?
I think it's good.
Kaki, I want you to bless me with an opera.
Endo, can you say "congratulations" in an opera?
Congratulations, Saku-chan!
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's a draw!
You owe me 5,000 yen.
No, you don't!
In the end...
No!
By the way, two things are basic, aren't they?
Don't you remember what you wrote?
Yes, I haven't remembered anything for a while now.
"Funny Blue-Ray" Vol. 4 will be released on August 18.
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